Ladies and gentlemen, please. Thrilled as we are by your support, we must ask fans to stop defacing public property --- and themselves --- just for the sake of the Grinder. Yes, it's a fine tribute when people plaster our logo all over the place, but we simply can't support vandalism, no matter how well-intentioned.

Also, we are going to have to discuss the tattoo situation, as with Ms. Jolie-Pitt here, That, missy, is a little thing called copyright infringement. We'll be expecting a check.

At first, it was no big deal. The Grinder logo
just started showing up on a few city streets.
Then it spread and spread...





Soon it was all over monuments and landmarks.
Guess who got in trouble for all this defacing of
world heritage sites? Yep. Yours truly. The
Chinese were really pissed.




This one is a travesty and crime against history and
all, but you have to admit that whoever did it has
some serious pranking skills...

Pretty soon, though, it started getting weird. It's
like some sort of time-warp was in effect. You know
those famous prehistoric cave paintings in Lascaux,
France? Well, we were just as surprised as you when
the scientists found this:

We all know Leonardo's paintings are filled with
hidden meanings, but this didn't make The DaVinci Code.
Take a closer look at the arch in the background...

And then, mercifully, just in time for Monday morning,
the acid finally wore off.