Unrealistic expectations? Nonsense! What about this bobblehead would make you think that?
The thong, that no one should ever know you are wearing.
Think the First Lady has one of these? Maybe not.
The other thong. Why yes. That is the President's head on Rosie the Riveter's body. Why no, we don't want to know what kid of person would wear these.
Actually, this board is pretty badass. It, and a bunch of decks like it, start at about $80 bucks. Click for closer look.
Seen on the streets of Denver during the convention. Again, we are guessing that the First Lady doesn't wear hers very often.
Like you didn't know this was coming. We're not sure if this is a political statement or just a very, very poorly thought out tribute. But the product does prove the old saying "You're never really famous until someone puts your face on TP." Well, if it isn't an old saying, it should be.
Again, we wish made this up. We didn't. It's a dildo. We have no comment at this time besides "Ew."
