The word you are looking for is "FAIL."
We'll say this much for the Brazos County Sheriff's Office:
they do have a sense of humor.
This fake Hummer ad is a little mean. But that doesn't make it any less funny.
Anyway, a company that calls itself "Hummer" deserves every joke it gets
Hang Ten... Or Fifteen
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls in a mud hole. He calls to the chicken to get the farmer to pull him out. The chicken runs to the farm, but can't find the farmer. So he drives the farmer's Hummer to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He throws the other end of the rope to the horse, and drives forward saving him.
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud. He yelled to the horse to get help. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole and get you," The horse stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thing' and pull yourself up." The chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Hummer to pick up chicks.
