Scientists are developing a "sex chip" that will stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain, according to online newspaper The Australian. Deep brain stimulation is already used to treat symptoms of Parkinson's disease, and scientists believe this same treatment will work with the areas of the brain that derive pleasure from eating and sex. Implanting the chip requires surgery to connect a wire from a heart pacemaker to the brain.This is great news for guys. Now to get a reluctant woman into bed, all you need to do is get her to have open heart surgery, implant a pacemaker, and connect a wire from the pacemaker to the bran's pleasure centers. Or, you know, you could just buy her drinks.
The British man convicted of having sex on a Dubai beach was "re-arrested" late Monday as he prepared to board a flight back home, his London-based lawyer said. Vince Acors, 34, was due to land at Heathrow early Tuesday after being deported from the Gulf city-state, said lawyer Andrew Crossley. Crossley said his client was detained at Dubai airport and returned to jail as his flight confirmation was allegedly 'not in order'. His precise return date is now unknown.
Okay, this is just getting evil. We thought Dubai was supposed to be one of the more "moderate" Arab states. The guy got busy on a beach, for goodness sake, and he has now been held against his will for five months. We're sure the Dubai tourism board is just thrilled about this.
Spiders have freaky sex, reports MSNBC. Once a session of lovemaking ends, the female of many species will kill and eat the male. Among wolf spiders, small males were eaten by their female lovers about 80 percent of the time.
So, basically, female spiders are like Madonna without all the costume changes.
Kansas State University sent researchers into nursing homes to find out how the topic of old people sex was being addressed. It wasn't. In response, researchers produced training aids to encourage nursing home caregivers to accommodate senior's sexual desires. Advocates say senior sex will become less and less taboo as baby boomers age and brings their beliefs about sexual freedom into the nation's nursing homes.
This proves that not all taboos are bad. Look, we are all in favor of old people doing whatever it is that makes them happy. If that includes knocking boots at the Shady Hills Rest Home, so be it. But that doesn't mean we need to hear about it. Or, worse, picture it.
