The Grind humbly presents the All-Time Worst Christmas Cards
ever created by human hands. To wit:

Buzz, Star and Joe seem happy. But Harley looks utterly
looks terrified.

Funny! That could certainly make things more peaceful. Now, would
someone please call Child Services and have these children put into foster care?

This, quite simply, is why everyone who knows them
absolutely hates the Davis Family.

Um... Is she supposed to have had a virgin birth?

Friends don't let friends use Photoshop drunk

Recognized across the Web as the essence of
why people hate Christmas cards.

Because the holidays are always a good time to think about shooting
people.
Then again, Santa is quite the badass...