The HITLER GOLF BALL.Yes, it's an average, standard-sized, previously used golf ball. Sure, you can buy 100 used golf balls online for, like, $50. But this one, you see, has a cartoon face of Adolph Hitler drawn on it. That, apparently, makes all the difference. The "Buy It Now" price for this artistic gem? A very reasonable $2,000. Yep. You read that right. That's $2,000 in American green money. But, hey, shipping is free, so it all balances out, right?
Text from the actual ad (seller's caps):
ALL SALES FINAL IF YOU ACTUALLY BUY THIS
WHY WOULD YOU BUY THIS? TO RESELL IT MAYBE?
I HEARD THE 'GOLF BALLS THAT LOOK LIKE ADOLF HITLER' MARKET IS BOOMING RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR
P.T. Barnum famously said there's a sucker born every minute, and this auction could make you think he was seriously underestimating the time-frame. But, wait! Reaffirming our (admittedly feeble) faith in humanity, at the time of this writing the HITLER GOLF BALL has received precisely zero bids. None. Nada. Zippo. Maybe we should rethink those plans to sell the MUSSOLINI SHOT PUT.
