Lou Reed inspired us. Can there comedy about heroin? Well, sure. Why not? 'Born to Win' from 1971 is ostensibly a comedy about a former hairdresser turned heroin addict, starring George Segal.We don't suggest watching the whole thing, but the opening theme rates high on the unintentionally funny scale.

Well, people always complain fortune cookies aren't specific enough.

To paraphrase a David Spade joke, can we let the sober people pick the models?

Yes, these are real. Heroin began as a legal product. From Bayer. If that's not comedy, tell us what is.