Decades after the Sex Pistols' demise, punk lives. Kind of. At least in a depressing, "completely antithetical to everything punk ever stood for" way. Witness this high-priced, heavily-marketed alternative "onesie." (Please know, it makes us physically ill to even type the word "onesie.") What kind of parents would make their kid wear something like that? The same kind that would give their kids the haircuts you see below.
This is your standard, everyday baby-in-the-bathwater
Mohawk. It suggests that the parents, though they moved to the suburbs,
got straight jobs and now attend PTA meetings, still believe
deep down they are rebels. Not good. Just look at the poor kid. He
clearly knows what kind of life he's facing.
The true Mohawk suggests this child either has extraordinarily
thick hair at a very early age or that someone has glued a slice of
carpet to his head. Given that his beard doesn't seem to be coming
in yet as well, we'll guess it's the latter.
Let's hope that's his dad. Because if they are brothers,
and the big one just gave the little one that crazy-ass
'do, their mom is going to be very very pissed off.
Knitting. It's the new heroin.
Sadly, this adorable little girl with the nosering
and tribal tats is just an illusion. This pic was
found at Freaking News, the photoshop contest website.
Yes, also faked at Freaking News. Sorry, we still couldn't
resist posting it. That blinged-out grill is just too sweet
Yup. The hair is real. So is the sunburn. The twin star
tattoos, though, are only drawn on with an ink marker. At least,
that's what she told us. If not, someone needs to call Child Services right away.
