VD is coming. Nah, not venereal disease. Worse. Valentine's Day is upon us -- the holiday which exists solely to make single people feel lonely and to torture men in relationship who finally recovered from the emotional and financial strain of Christmas and New Year's.Yes, it's time for another round of nights out and pricey gifts -- with all the possibility for screwing up that such things entail. It is true, as the song says that , "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore." However, when something bites your hand and it's not what you planned, that's a moray. Or, possibly, it's the backside of baboon. Literally. We can't stand to deface our beloved blog with such ugliness, but you might want to check it out. The pic is very NSFW. But only if you work at a zoo. Go look and come back. We'll wait here and our these V-day gifts that no one should give or get.
Despair.com are the geniuses behind the "Demotivation poster" template, meme or whatever you want to call it. This is their latest tasty product, BitterSweets.
We must have Daytona 500 on the brain. For our Valentine's Day gift, we were going to ask for these Jeff Gordon Heart Boxers. Then we we remembered we aren't incredibly, incredibly gay.
Women love getting lingerie for Valentine's Day. This "Sexy Cupid" outfit, replete with bow-and-arrow, is just the thing to give that special lady in your life. Provided, that is, she enjoys dressing like a high-end call girl. Otherwise, she is going to kick your ass, ask why you didn't get her jewelry and not give you head for a month.
