It's a few hours before the worst of all holidays begins. We mean, of course, Presidents Day. Wait, what? There's another holiday this weekend. Oh yeah. That one. Ugh. Valentine's Day; all the expense and pressure of Christmas and New Year's, with none of the excessive drinking and football. It's a holiday so bad that it's very initials stand for venereal disease. Here's hoping everyone makes it though the next two evenings without one of those "this night didn't live up to my impossibly high expectations" fights. Aw, who are we kidding. There's no around that. The good news is that we have a double dose of college humor to make you feel better about your impending doom.Our buddy Ben Schwartz, of RejectedJokes.com fame, has this original video over at College Humor. Someone at CH who is not our buddy but probably a very nice person posted this; what it might look like if a child wrote a book about divorce. The piece really needs to be seen in all it's crayon-scrawl glory be appreciated, and we don't want to outright steal the image. So click over there, read it real quick and then come back.
