
Ew. Okay, let's forget that Rourke is almost 60. He also played her father on film. That just feels... wrong. Creepy. Just imagine Robert Reed banging Maureen McCormick on the set of "The Brady Bunch" and you'll see what we mean.
Two people who underwent sex-change operations in Thailand are suing Illinois for refusing to issue them new birth certificates, reports the Chicago Tribune. The women say the Illinois Department of Vital Records has typically changed birth certificates for people who've had the operation, regardless of where the surgery took place. Now, they claim, the agency will only change certificates if a physician licensed in the United States performed the surgery.
Because when we need a dangerous, invasive, incredibly delicate, life altering surgery, Thailand is always the first place we go.
John Updike, one of the great literary chroniclers of American sexual mores, and frequent Playboy contributor over the decades, has passed away.
Rest in peace, Rabbit.
A 27-year-old man, Wayne Smith, is back in Nebraska after he and his runaway 15-year-old girlfriend were found living in an abandoned school bus. The girl told detectives she and Smith never lied to each other about their ages, and she did not want Smith to get into any trouble.
No truth to the rumor that the girl was Evan Rachel Wood researching a role.