A strip club customer is suing the management after getting hit in the face by a dancer's shoe. Yusuf Evans needed surgery on his nose after a "hazardous" high kick by a dancer named Tiara. He wants $25,000 in damages from the dancer and her employers at the XTC club in Akron, Ohio.Funny. We know a guy who once paid $25,000 because he wanted to get kicked in the face by a dancer named Tiara. Must be the same girl.
Cosmetic surgery is booming in Britain despite the credit crunch. More than 34,000 cosmetic procedures were performed last year – a leap of more than 5% from 2007 - with breast augmentations rising by 30%.
Not that anyone has ever done a study on it (probably), but we'd guess women with big boobs make more money on average than flat-chested girls. That makes breast enlargement a pretty sound investment in troubling times. Hey. Wait. Come to think of it, why hasn't anyone done a study on whether women with big boobs make more money? Let's get on that. We'll even help write the grant.
A Texas woman is facing child endangerment charges after allegedly bringing her 10-year-old son into the cab of a tractor-trailer at a truck stop and having sex with the driver in exchange for a ride to Texas. Police say 34-year-old Crystal Walden of Hurst, Texas, is charged with endangering the welfare of a child for getting into an "unknown male's vehicle and engaging in sexual intercourse" in front of the child.
And the award for Mom of the Year goes to…
An Australian study of 1,580 men says drinking doesn't hinder sexual performance. Drinkers reported up to 30 percent fewer problems in the bedroom than teetotalers.
Of course. Guys who are too drunk for sex are also going to be too drunk to remember it.
The first mixed soccer game since the 1979 Islamic revolution led to punishment in Iran on Monday. Iran’s strict Islamic rules ban contact between unrelated men and women, and Iranian women are banned from attending soccer games when male teams play. Two officials—a coach and two managers— were suspended and fined after video clips from cell phones showed the local men's and women's team's competing in Tehran .
The weird part? Erin Andrews was covering the game from the sidelines.
