What? No way. We figured they'd use the money to feed starving kids in Africa.

Isn't that gracious? Pal, if you have to hit a woman to get her in bed, it's rape -- marriage doesn't come into it. See if you can drag yourself into the 19th century, will ya?
A woman whose company sells sex toys through home parties will star in her own reality TV show. Cable television's TLC says "Mother Knows Sex" chronicles the life of sex toy entrepreneur Patty Brisben, founder of Pure Romance. TLC will debut the one-hour program at 10 p.m. on Super Bowl Sunday.
Perfect. After the Super Bowl, there nothing man wants more than to watch a show about dildos.
Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of serially breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls. The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane." He had been taking the dolls into a back alley, blowing them up and using them, then leaving them in the alley."
Jungle Jane could not be reached for comment. But she reportedly has a book deal.