Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Today in Sex 1.22.2009

A suburban Indianapolis couple is accused of running a scam from their home involving hundreds of men and the promise of sex. Shelly A. Chance told police she used online chat rooms to lure men to a home on Pearl Street in Greenwood, where she would collect $100 in advance for sex. After the money was collected, Chance would turn on a pornographic movie and go to "freshen up," police said. Once she was out of the room, Jose M. Roman, who is 6-foot-3 and 270 pounds, would appear and scare the men away. Police said the couple used the money to buy crack cocaine.

What? No way. We figured they'd use the money to feed starving kids in Africa.

A Muslim cleric in Australia reportedly said men have a right to force their wives into sex and hit wives who disobey. The cleric scorned laws against a man forcing his wife to have sex, asking "How can a person rape his wife?" Hamza also claimed Islamic law allows men to hit their wives, but they should not bruise them or make them bleed.

Isn't that gracious? Pal, if you have to hit a woman to get her in bed, it's rape -- marriage doesn't come into it. See if you can drag yourself into the 19th century, will ya?

A woman whose company sells sex toys through home parties will star in her own reality TV show. Cable television's TLC says "Mother Knows Sex" chronicles the life of sex toy entrepreneur Patty Brisben, founder of Pure Romance. TLC will debut the one-hour program at 10 p.m. on Super Bowl Sunday.

Perfect. After the Super Bowl, there nothing man wants more than to watch a show about dildos.

Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of serially breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls. The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane." He had been taking the dolls into a back alley, blowing them up and using them, then leaving them in the alley."

Jungle Jane could not be reached for comment. But she reportedly has a book deal.