Today in Sex 1.19.2009

The new Durex condom ad/viral video campaign has advertising and marketing blogs a twitter.



We have always wondered where balloon animals came from. Mystery solved.


Verne Troyer told News of the World that he had 'lived out most men's fantasies' by having a five-in-a-bed orgy with Playboy bunnies. "Mini-Me," said he and a pal participated in the all-night marathon with three women in 2005 at the Playboy Mansion.

"I had the best night of my life and lived out most men's fantasies. I didn't just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three," News of the World quoted Troyer saying. "And it doesn't get much better than that. I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in," he added.

This proves that you don't have to be a rich, handsome movie star to have an orgy with Playboy bunnies. You just have to be absolutely any kind of a movie star at all.

The State of Michigan is giving a father a choice: pay the medical cost of his daughter's birth or marry the mother.

Gary Johnson was billed $3,800 for the birth of his daughter JaeLyn, the Flint Journal reported, because Johnson is not married to the child's mother, Rebecca Witt. When Witt gave birth to JaeLyn last year, the state paid the hospital costs because Witt was on Medicaid.

Five years ago, attempting to encourage marriage, the Michigan Legislature amended the state's paternity act to waive birthing costs for fathers married the mothers of their children. Now, because the couple lives together, Michigan says the couple must either marry or pay back the state. Johnson and Witt said they will marry eventually, but want the date to be their choice.

"I don't think anybody should tell me when to get married," said Witt. "I would like to have a nice wedding, and I can wait for it."

"Losing just $10 hurts us," said Johnson, who makes $8 an hour at a Grand Blanc-area nursery. "We don't have a car, we don't even have an oven."

Um… Dude? If you don't even have an oven, maybe it wasn't such a great idea to become a father.

Massachusetts eighth-graders dialing a depression hotline heard a sexual recording instead. The telephone number was distributed to students at Marsh Grammar School, connected to a woman offering sexual fantasies for a credit card fee.

What's the problem? When we get depressed, a little phone sex always cheer us up.