Reuters reports that Australian police are looking for a sex-doll bandit. A man in Queensland has apparently broken into three adult shops, had sex with a blow-up doll named "Jungle Jane," and dumped them afterward. The owner of the sex shops told police, "He has been taking the dolls out back, blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley." Police told the Cairns Post that officers had taken DNA samples from the crime scene.In other words, this guy not only has a sex-doll fetish, he has a fetish for a very specific brand of sex doll. He also seems to want a fresh one every time. We can't say that we blame him for that. It must be the "new sex-doll smell."
A new book chronicles the kinky life of the designer who came up with Barbie dolls. Yale-educated Jack Ryan, who started his career as a Pentagon missile engineer, was a "full-blown seventies-style swinger" with "a manic need for sexual gratification," says author Jerry Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer's "Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel" delves into Ryan's marriages, orgies and his life as a closeted homosexual.
Deep in your heart, you always really know that ken ways gay.
The Great American Condom Campaign wants to distribute a million condoms to colleges and universities around the country. Individuals or groups who submit an application with a distribution plan will be eligible to receive a box of 500 condoms for the spring 2009 semester.
Only 500? At the Grinder, we go though that many in a week. Then again, we mostly use them for water-bomb fights.
Research at Emory University says more than a third of teens who say they use condoms every time are either not telling the truth or using the condoms incorrectly.
In a survey of about 700 sexually-active girls aged 15 to 21, almost 200 said they had had sex in the previous two weeks and used condoms every time. Vaginal swab tests indicated at least 34 per cent were either lying or using the condoms wrong. Eve Rose, research director at Emory's school of public health, says the young women "may have responded with socially desirable answers." "With condom use specifically," she said, "We just don't really know if they're being accurate, so I think this is very helpful to have bio-markers to validate."
That's doctor-speak for "everybody lies about sex."
Las Vegas Weekly, reporting on the annual Adult Entertainment Expo and Adult Movie Awards, says Pink Visual wins for the cleverest marketing gimmick of the year. In at least one of the men’s rooms at the Sands Expo Center, the standard urinal cakes in the men's rooms with a motion-activated speakers that set off sexual moans and groans when a guy unzipped.
Because nothing says "erotic" to a man like being in a public restroom while a dozen other guys are taking a whiz. Sexy time!
