
You've got to love China; No fun at all for 5,000 years and counting.
Reuters reports that a senior London police officer who admitted to having sex while on duty has been fired. Inspector Masood Khan, 41, who worked for the British Transport Police, was dismissed over his tryst with a 43-year-old woman in a room at Gatwick Airport railway station.
Sounds like he was just doing his job-- to protect and serve. With an emphasis on "serve." Or maybe the officer was just checking this woman for contraband. Terrorists are getting so tricky these days.
Adult-entertainment mogul Joe Francis said Wednesday he is asking Washington for a $5 billion federal bailout, claiming the porn business is suffering from the soft economy.
"The government's handing out money to the auto industry," Francis, producer of the "Girls Gone Wild" video series, said on the phone from his Santa Monica office. "Why shouldn't it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?"
The request, Francis said, was being made in a letter to Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass, and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. Francis insisted in a phone interview with reporters that this is no joke or publicity stunt, though his tone suggested otherwise.
Bravo! Francis, trying to make a point about bailout madness, clearly understands how capitalism should work better than anyone currently in Congress.
Paris Hilton insists she just kisses the majority of her suitors. She told Glamour magazine, "I've only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive."
Did she just compare herself to a bag? We know "a couple" of guys Paris has had sex with on tape, let alone in general. She must define "kiss" much, much differently than most women.