Washington DC is also ready for the BCS, reports CNN. With nothing more important to worry about, the Federal Government is gearing up to battle the lords of college football. The College Football Playoff Act of 2008, introduced December 10, by Rep. Joe Barton, (R-Texas) would prohibit, "the promotion, marketing, and advertising of any post-season NCAA Division I football game as a national championship game unless such game is the culmination of a fair and equitable playoff system."
Oh, goody. It's ever so reassuring to know that our elected representatives are diligently at work, ensuring the safety and prosperity of the Republic.
Deciding what constitutes "a fair and equable playoff," in college football, of course, will be only slightly less complicated than perfecting cold fusion or finding peace in the Middle East, but we're sure that Congress can get it done.
USC's Rey Maualuga is sorry for his playful dancing with Erin Andrews before the Rose Bowl. After an uproar on the internet, Rey decided to send an email and call Ms. Andrews to apologize for his pre-Rose Bowl shenanigans. Good man.
Adam "Pacman" Jones, released yesterday by the Dallas Cowboys, is denying ESPN's report that he arranged for someone to shoot at three men outside a Atlanta night club. A Cowboys Blog says Jones is so mad about the report, which (probably) got him fired, he is planning legal action against the network. "It will be a lawsuit in a week against ESPN," Jones said.
Good luck there, Adam. You do know that ESPN, owned by ABC/Disney, has entire buildings full of lawyers just waiting to destroy anyone that tries to sue them. Trust us on this, kid. Just shut up, save your money, play in the CFL for a while and fade away. We'll see you in about five years on "Celebrity Rehab."
Oh, and Drew Magary? He's just a little bit peeved about NBC hiring of Matt Millen as an analyst. Just a little bit.
