Friday, January 9, 2009

Hatin' On... Photoshop Morons

Somewhere along the line, "photoshop" became a verb. It also became a way for women's magazines to make already unrealistic beauty standards even more outrageous, since anyone with a computer can now be an "expert" at making eye bags and fat disappear. Then again, sometimes, "expert" doesn't exactly describe the work. We dug up these photoshop nightmares from collections like Photoshop Disasters, and didn't change a thing. As far we know, they're all authentic screw-ups and deserve every ounce of your scorn.

This is what the kids used to call a "record player." If you are old enough to have used them before Hip Hop, you'll know what's wrong with this ad.


"She was not born like other people..."


The eyes have it.

Fergie is missing something on her paw.


That crowd is full of clones!


The worst of the worst. Either someone screwed up or Jessica Simpson has a very odd growth on her shoulder.