GearMania: Get Wet

Winston Churchill famously said he preferred baths to showers because, "Why stand when you can sit?" But whether you lounge in the tub for hours or shower in seconds, you still need a little privacy will you are there. You also probably need to replace the nasty, moldy old shower curtain you have now with something cool.

The tribute to "Psycho" shower curtain is a whole sub-genre of the shower curtain world. Who knew? Some other curtains we saw captured Norman Bates' silhouette more precisely (he was wearing a dress for the murder). But we picked this one instead, because we like all the blood.

This Map of the World curtain shows people you think globally and care about what happens in the world. Either that, or you just like pretending your member is as big as New Zealand.

There was a time when Harley-Davidson was for rebels, criminals and freethinkers, not suburban dads trying to find themselves. Return to those thrilling days of yester-century with the Easy Rider shower curtain. Lather up while ignoring that genuine bikers don't really like to bathe.

When you really want to pimp out the bathroom, there's just no other choice.