What's worse than setting down your beer at a party and not being able to find it a few minutes later? Lots of stuff, actually. War, disease, famine. But who cares about them right now? We are concerned with the devilish problem of runaway beers. This ingenious device solves it forever -- or at least until the batteries run out. Just click the Beer Pager remote. Flashing lights and a series of big, loud burps help you track down any lost beverageOf course, if you get drunk enough to lose your beer, you are probably also drunk enough to lose the remote control, so keep it on your keychain. If you lose your keychain, that's how you know it's time to stop drinking.
