Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Today in Sex 12.31.2008

An well-known adult film actress was sentenced Monday in U.S. District Court in Eugene to six months in federal prison for tax evasion. Janine M. James, known as Janine Lindemulder, has until March 10 to report to prison, assistant U.S. Attorney Chris Cardani said. James pleaded guilty in August to willfully failing to pay nearly $300,000 in outstanding federal taxes on income she earned while working in adult films. James did not make any federal tax payments between 2000 and 2006. During that time, she spent more than $750,000 on lifestyle items and purchased a 2,200-square-foot home.

Who knew porn starts made that much money? We're going to take a wild guess and say that Janine will not enjoy her time in a prison as much as the girls in "Babes Behind Bars, Vol. 23"

A Washington lobbyist is suing The New York Times over an article that she says gave the false impression she had an affair with Sen. John McCain . Vicki L. Iseman filed the $27 million defamation suit in U.S. District Court on Tuesday. It also names as defendants the Times' executive editor, its Washington bureau chief and four reporters. The Times reported that McCain aides once worried the relationship between Iseman and McCain had turned romantic.

Let's see if we have got this straight: The Times reported that aides to McCain "once worried" the relationship turned romantic? First, that ain't reporting. It's called "rumor-mongering." Secondly, it sounds like McCain's aides need a refresher course of the meaning of the word "aid."

Britney Spears spent Christmas with Bollywood dance instructor Sandip Soparrkar. The 27-year-old singer sparked rumors there is more to her relationship with Sandip after spending the festive holiday with him in his home country of India.

Britney's in love again. How long until she puts a red dot on her forehead and calls herself a Hindu? We'll give it a week.