We're not sure if this is real, but we really, really hope it is
We're not sure if this is real either, but we really, really hope it isn't.
Who cares if this is real. We are always in favor of a good holiday wisecrack.
A woman was Christmas shopping with her three children. After hours of looking, and hearing both her children ask for everything they saw on the shelves, the woman finally made it to the elevator. While waiting, she became overwhelmed, thinking of the pressure to go to every party, taste every holiday treat, gets presents for everyone, somehow pay for it all and be sure she sends a response to everyone who sent her a card.
Finally, the elevator doors opened. There was already a crowd. She pushed her way into the car and dragged her kids with her, along with all the bulky packages. When the doors closed, she let out a big sigh and said to no one in particular, "Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be arrested and strung up!"
From the back of the elevator, a calm voice said, "Don't worry ma'am, I believe they crucified Him."
