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AN OLDIE WE LOVE
Three racehorses stood in their stalls. One said: "I ran 20 races and I won 15.
The next said with a snort, "Well, I ran 30 races and won 25!" The third horse spoke up, "Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 40 of them!" The horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, "I ran 100 races and won them all. The horses looked at each other in amazement. One gasped, "Wow! A talking dog!"