Via Digg; an annual, holiday classic: Robin's Christmas faux paus. He laid an (metaphorical) egg.
Men's Rules for a Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home; who cooks from time-to-time, who is clean and has a good job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women never meet.
It's a historical treasure! The gloriously profane and brilliant pilot of South Park, "Jesus vs. Santa." Five minutes of raw comedy heaven.
