We can only hope that this tattoo is real...MAKING THE GRADE
A little girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother said, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
"That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The little girl fired off another, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get divorced?"
The mother, annoyed by the questions, said, "Honey, that's upsetting and I don't want to talk about it."
The little girl sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house. She consulted with her friend who said, "Look at your mom's driver's license. It's like a report card. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were talking again
The little girl said, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You're 32."
The mother was shocked. "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged. "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce, too.
"Oh? Why?"
Because you got an 'F' in sex."
