That political conventions are important?
It doesn't matter which party you support, the donkey or the elephant, political conventions suck. Out loud. Okay, Obama is a good speaker. But, generally, watching these relics of the 19th Century is only slightly less interesting than hearing Spencer Pratt discuss French Symbolist poetry. How bad is it? At some point in last night's convention coverage, supposedly intelligent broadcasters were discussing, in all seriousness, how Hillary chose the color of her pantsuit. Because, you know, it's important to America.
That's why the Hutch supports Jib-Jab. Whether you're voting for the Inexperienced, Pinko-Blame-America-First Democratm or the Old, Intolerant, Imperialist, Right-Wing Republican, Jib-Jab knows you're mostly full of crap.
