According to former Wired sex columnist Regina Lynn, a panelist at Friday's "Porn and Technology" seminar at the Adult Entertainment Expo, early humans made sex toys of camel dung.Didn't ancient women know about bananas and cucumbers?
The woman raped by Roman Polanski three decades ago, filed a legal declaration asking that the charge against the director be dismissed in the interest of saving her from further trauma. A hearing is set for Jan. 21, but prosecutors have said he must appear in person — an act which would risk his arrest.
There are no heroes here. Polanski is creepy and the LA District Attorney's office isn't much better. The victim wants it dropped, then drop it.
State corrections officials announced that a majority of paroled sex offenders in California are being monitored by GPS technology. The agency reports that 6,622 sex offenders have been fitted with GPS ankle bracelets, allowing their parole agents to immediately locate them. The state is home to about 70,000 sex offenders.
In other words, it's time to buy Garmin stock.
A man in California has been accused of selling his daughter in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat. Police said they only learned of the deal after the 36-year-old man went to them to get his daughter back because payment wasn't made as promised.
Yes, he sold his daughter then called the cops when the buyer didn't pay. Genius! Anyway, doesn't $16,000 seem kind of low? We suppose it depends on the kind of beer.
Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 Curry tried to solicit gay sex from him. The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky in the nude, allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."
Curry also allegedly made Kuchinsky perform humiliating tasks "outside the scope" of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing towels Curry had ejaculated into so his wife would not see them, the Manhattan federal court suit says. Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."
Because nothing turns a guy on like being called a "white devil."
