Monday, January 12, 2009

Today in Sex 1.12.2009

Sandra Bullock is playing mom to her stepdaughter while the five-year-old's pornstar mom is behind bars. Porn actress Janine Lindemulder has been sentenced to six months in federal prison after she was found guilty of failing to pay more than $200,000 in income tax. Her ex-husband and Bullock's current man, Jesse James, has custody of the child while Lindemulder is in jail. Sources tell the National Enquirer that Bullock wants to be a mom and is thrilled to try motherhood with Sunny.

This is lovely gesture on Bullock's part, taking care of another woman's child. The only way Janine could possibly repay Sandra for the kindness is to make mad, passionate love to her for hours, have Jesse James record the whole thing and then "accidentally" leak the video online.

Reuters reports that nerds can take a new "flirting course" being offered at Potsdam University, near Berlin. The 440 students enrolled in the master's IT program will learn "how to write flirtatious text messages and emails, impress people at parties and cope with rejection." The course is part of the social skills section of the IT course and designed to ease entry into the world of work. Students also learn body language, public-speaking, stress management and presentation skills.

Wait. You mean "Baby, I want to slip my flash drive into your USB port" isn't a good pickup line?

Our founder and leader continues to amaze in this CNN interview. Hef says Playboy is always embracing change, and points out that we were one of first magazines to go online.

Yeah, we hear Playboy's website is completely awesome. Supposedly, the site even has a pretty good blog.